- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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