One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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womens rights

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Anti Joke

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