What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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