- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

kieran is a homosexual

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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