- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

This is not funny.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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