- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why are white people white? I don't know

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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