what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

angelo snyder is not ga

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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