- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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