- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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