- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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