- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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