womens rights

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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