- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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