- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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