how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Get up Look in the mirror

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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