Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Jordan is pregant

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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