you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

I am quite mature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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