- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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