Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Canadians

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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