- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

civil rights

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What is green and slow Grass.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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