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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Knock Knock. Not home.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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