- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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