- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's brown and sticky? Anal

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Abortion.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you call a banana? A banana.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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