- Anti Joke

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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