a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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How come grilled cheese?

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denisssssssssssssss

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Anti Joke

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