Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

quantum physics?

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Women's Rights..

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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