- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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