- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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every knight i see an owl at window

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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