Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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One, two, three, four and five

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Dumbledore dies.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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