- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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