Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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womens rights.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Beka has AIDS

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Anti Joke

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