A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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woman's rights

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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