What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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