- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why? Why not?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

the NAACP

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

The cream, it is coming

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

One, two, three, four and five

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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