- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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