what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Your mother is so fat.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

That is so fetch

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...