Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What is the difference?

a man makes a bad joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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