An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Your mother is average.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Women's Rights..

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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