what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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why girl die cancer

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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