- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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