gingers

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why was the man sad His got raped

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

why girl die cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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