How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Obama lin Baden.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

123 f*ck off

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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