What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

how much fish could a chicken

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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