Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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