- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

WOw you have no life

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A penis walks into a bar..

Women's professional sports

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

I am a mime

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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