- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Jordan is pregant

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

irish man drinking john smiths

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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