- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

whats my name? Matt

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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