- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's up? Your time.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Your mother is so fat.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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