Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Take wrong turns

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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