what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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