- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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