Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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