- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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