- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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