Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Suck pussy

mikey is cute

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.