justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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