- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Knock Knock.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A bar walks into a man

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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