What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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