- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Anti Jokes = Drained

How do you scare a black man? You dont

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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