Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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