- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

if you don't like this you're gay

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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