- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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