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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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