Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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