What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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I don't get it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Anti Joke

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