- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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