Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Asian women drivers...

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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