What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Womens rights

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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