- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

I don't get it

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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