- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

bangers and mash?

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??