- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

._____________________. Whale!

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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