- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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