- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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