- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Where's my baby??

whats brown and sticky a stick

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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