- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

womens rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Andoni was here

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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