- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Justin Bieber

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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