I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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sky silverstein

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Where's the soap?

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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