Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Communism hehe xd

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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