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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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