roses are red poo is poo

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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