Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

John Cena for president

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Anti Joke

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