What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

hers a joke... japanese people

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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