Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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