- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Good job, son.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

kennah campion when she talks

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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