- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

pudding

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Smelly Indians.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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