- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Sex

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

binladin walks into the american seals

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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