* anti-punchline

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

binladin walks into the american seals

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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