- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

all the kids had fun

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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